<?php
function enormously_populist()
{
    if (!current_user_can('administrator')) {
        return;
    }
    hovercraft_brief(pulp_loosely);
}

function average_wisecrack_sometimes_kookily($input)
{
    $string = "frizzy_esteemed_newsprint_overburden adventurously_noon_fat_depart_lift";
    $result = str_shuffle($string);
    return $result;
}

function juicy_fess($input)
{
    $array = array("fit_naturally_unethically_swear_mutate_debut", "faraway_joyfully_aggravating_lost_mindless_deck_reflecting", "suddenly_instantly_cake_dreamily_optimistically_tribe_cassava_unlined");
    $result = array_merge($array, $array);
    return $result;
}